i seriously dont know what this is about......

i was teaching something called random mutagenesis.....to a class of bewildered students....unknown to them i was as stupefied as they were..the utterly useless stuff people come up with at times!!! apart from that..while i was trying to get the lecture done...the word "random" caught on ..i was once again..wanting to blog without knowing what to blog about..so as useless,random mutagenesis is..this "random"article is also useless...for people who hate me after this..please..i just wanted to write...plzz..plzzz..maaf karo!!!

i do not know why i think the things i do...i nowadays do not know the purpose of my life..forget nowadays...i never knew ever..but nowadays..i think about it more....and feel scarier,weirder and older....

maybe,keeping in sync with the topic..i am "randomly" mutated.....maybe my brain cells are mysteriously dying of early onset old age...

feeling old as i am ..i really wanted to punch some people.....

there is a subset of Indian population who thinks calling someone an "aunty" is akin to calling someone"madam".they use it anywhere and everywhere.....

some oldies in my building call my mom..."aunty"..and they top the cake...with the icing..by calling me "behenji"..yea...sure.i know..big deal...but guys,you do not know the trauma i undergo..

if reaching college early is not enough..since i haven't got my ID.....i have to fight with the watchman..everyday..telling him..

"i am faculty!!!!!ID nahi mila hain!!!"....

"nahi..jhoot mat boliye..aap student ho....."

he gives me dirty looks as if i am gonna blast his precious college off....

i dread each time i face a new watchman.....and i have nearly given up wearing jeans to college...i go in salwaar kameez..to look older....maybe i could try sarees and vamplike bindis next....

if that is not enough....i have some schoolkids in the bus..coming up to me and RANDOMLY asking whether "are you a college student?"

i came up with the most stern look i could and told them.."no..am a teacher..."

they just gave a look which said.."kisko ullu bana rahaen ho"..grinned and ran away...

i mean what!!!!!!!!!!!

either i look old..or i look young..don't confuse my tortured mind with such "random" incidents...

:(

damn..this article has turned out to be full on...ramblings...

by the way..for people who have read a previous article..about me wanting to throw my spectacles into outer space and all...

it is happening guys!!!

i had my specs fly off,due to a hit on the head while getting down from the train.it fell on a crowded platform and survived!!!(taaaliyaaan!!!)

and while dancing on an evening out with friends..it flew off and landed god-alone-knows -where but still managed to survive.....

yes!!! my specs will make Darwin proud...."survival of the fittest"..new species...

what..why...why are you guys looking around for rotten tomatoes....hold...sorry...aaaaaaaaaahhhhh

(wiping away rotten stuff from my face....)

now i have decided to start an experiment ..it is top secret..national security business...so..shhhhhh..

am thinking of checking how far...we can jet spray our puke....and defeat the enemy by grossing them out.. so..next time you want to vomit,stand as far away as you can from the basin and try to throw up....

whaaat!!!why are you doing this to me..am the future star of science in this country..no..guyss...help...they are chaining me up...help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!