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Saturday, October 3, 2009

i seriously dont know what this is about......

i was teaching something called random mutagenesis.....to a class of bewildered students....unknown to them i was as stupefied as they were..the utterly useless stuff people come up with at times!!! apart from that..while i was trying to get the lecture done...the word "random" caught on ..i was once again..wanting to blog without knowing what to blog about..so as useless,random mutagenesis is..this "random"article is also useless...for people who hate me after this..please..i just wanted to write...plzz..plzzz..maaf karo!!!


i do not know why i think the things i do...i nowadays do not know the purpose of my life..forget nowadays...i never knew ever..but nowadays..i think about it more....and feel scarier,weirder and older....



maybe,keeping in sync with the topic..i am "randomly" mutated.....maybe my brain cells are mysteriously dying of early onset old age...

feeling old as i am ..i really wanted to punch some people.....
there is a subset of Indian population who thinks calling someone an "aunty" is akin to calling someone"madam".they use it anywhere and everywhere.....
some oldies in my building call my mom..."aunty"..and they top the cake...with the icing..by calling me "behenji"..yea...sure.i know..big deal...but guys,you do not know the trauma i undergo..

if reaching college early is not enough..since i haven't got my ID.....i have to fight with the watchman..everyday..telling him..
"i am faculty!!!!!ID nahi mila hain!!!"....

"nahi..jhoot mat boliye..aap student ho....."

he gives me dirty looks as if i am gonna blast his precious college off....
i dread each time i face a new watchman.....and i have nearly given up wearing jeans to college...i go in salwaar kameez..to look older....maybe i could try sarees and vamplike bindis next....

if that is not enough....i have some schoolkids in the bus..coming up to me and RANDOMLY asking whether "are you a college student?"
i came up with the most stern look i could and told them.."no..am a teacher..."
they just gave a look which said.."kisko ullu bana rahaen ho"..grinned and ran away...

i mean what!!!!!!!!!!!
either i look old..or i look young..don't confuse my tortured mind with such "random" incidents...
:(

damn..this article has turned out to be full on...ramblings...
by the way..for people who have read a previous article..about me wanting to throw my spectacles into outer space and all...
it is happening guys!!!
i had my specs fly off,due to a hit on the head while getting down from the train.it fell on a crowded platform and survived!!!(taaaliyaaan!!!)
and while dancing on an evening out with friends..it flew off and landed god-alone-knows -where but still managed to survive.....
yes!!! my specs will make Darwin proud...."survival of the fittest"..new species...

what..why...why are you guys looking around for rotten tomatoes....hold...sorry...aaaaaaaaaahhhhh

(wiping away rotten stuff from my face....)

now i have decided to start an experiment ..it is top secret..national security business...so..shhhhhh..
am thinking of checking how far...we can jet spray our puke....and defeat the enemy by grossing them out.. so..next time you want to vomit,stand as far away as you can from the basin and try to throw up....

whaaat!!!why are you doing this to me..am the future star of science in this country..no..guyss...help...they are chaining me up...help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



















13 comments:

Shanu said...

Ohh Mother of all Randomness..Welcome back!

I can imagine what your students must be goin thru wen they have to call sum1 thr age "Mam"

And watz with the puking experiment? I hope u do the cleanin after each failed experiment!Man I dont wanna be ur roommate when u are in the experimentin stage!

As random as this post was..i am glad to see u back..keep postin..even if it is to report the success of ur experiments..i promise to read as far as my weak stomach will allow..but pls refrain frm postin any pics!:P

iceprincess said...

@shanu.
aaahhhh...what a pleasure..to see comments again..and that too..one so long....
heehee..i shall report to u..d progress on my puking expt.....
:)

Shanu said...

Ohh I was the frst one!! Yay!!

iceprincess said...

@shanu.
:)
considering what i have written it is a surprise that u even bothered to comment....

kk said...

haha.. nice one anje.. looks like the demons of ruia will hang on to you in whatever avatar u present urself there hahaha..

i wana attend one of ur random lectures on randomness :D

iceprincess said...

@kk
yeaa..
:(
come..am teaching chromosome jumping and walking this week....
:)

blunt edges said...

even i wanna write about random stuff...but how do i start without an assortment of random ideas!!! :o

great 2 see u back iceprincess...n the puking experiment is unlike typical "behenji/teacher/aunty" behavior...but it looks kinda fun ;)

Jyothi said...

Random mut-what???? No wonder you've lost it! My sympathies!!! ;)

iceprincess said...

@be
hey buddy..i was missing thy comment..thank u..
to start random...just start with d word random and write abt its origin and so on..am sure u will be able to pull off smethng...
:)

iceprincess said...

@jyothi.
sigh...thank u..(with a melodramatic flourish)
:P

Anu Nair said...

hahhahahahhahaa....Excellent.. I can imagine student's state of mind.. I never understood when our teacher taught us but I know and I am confident that you would be excellent teacher for them...

Puking expt!! eeeeeeeeeee......... did u write this blog on full moon day when cancerians become lunatic??

iceprincess said...

@anu
dont ask re..there r days i really have this feeling of disorientation..i dont know..if am a teacher or a rowdy student of years back...
:(

iceprincess said...

@bulshee.
am sorry..i deleted ur comment by mistake....
my apologies.....
but i shall answer thee...
growing a beard?
i guess,wearing starched,ironed,dull cotton sarees with a bun hairstyle with grey streaks in it wld do..i guess..
:)